i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
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"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
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"You might as well answer the door, my child, Lucille Clifton (via liberatingreality)
the truth is furiously knocking."